Get Some Satan For Free

I was eating lunch at one of my favorite restaurants today, a little kebab place down the street from my school, when these five Arabic men sit down next to me. One produces from his pocket five or six pictures of semi-nude women with stars on their nipples and phone numbers emblazoned across the bottom of the card. He passes these around to his friends who laugh and ogle the women between mouthfuls of basmati rice, and he proceeds to tell them about his trip to Las Vegas a few days ago.

“You know, people say that Satan lives up on the Hill. Man, I saw Satan just the other day. He’s got a big house, a nice car, beautiful women. I’m telling you, Satan has got it all. People are trying to live their lives, are trying to be good so they can to heaven. Satan is in Sin City right now and he’s already got his heaven.”

The man telling the story then pointed to the cards and laughed.

“They’re just out there on the streets, giving out Satan. You can get Satan for cheap. My friend, he got some Satan for free. I can’t believe it. He convinced her to give him some Satan for free.”