Stranger in This Town

Friday, May 28, 2004

A Beast We Are Lest A Beast We Are Becoming

I am reading a book right now called “Hitler’s Willing Executioners” by Daniel Jonah Goldhagen. The book’s proposes that the German people of the early 20th Century, instead of being the unwitting and unwilling pawns of the Nazi regime, were enthusiastic participants in the disenfranchisement, torture and near-extermination of the Jews from most of Europe. It was the German people, rather than some amorphous and isolated entity known as the “Nazis,” that carried out the most horrific event in European History.

The book also states that the motivation for the Holocaust did not grow merely from some post-WWI-Depression zeitgeist. Dehumanizing Jews was a natural outgrowth of the German (and perhaps overall European) culture that had been developing since the Middle Ages. German culture had already debased Jews to such an extent by the time Nazis came to power that to destroy them was the next natural step.

The author warns against believing that somehow people of all times and periods have a universal “common sense” that guides them. He faults historians for assuming that the German culture was somehow fundamentally like ours (containing perhaps a social movement that got out control). He further states that historians who use that commonality as a starting point will arrive at false conclusions. Goldhagen posits that societies from the beginning of time have been able to incorporate into their worldviews axioms that are completely divorced from reality. The burden of proof that the Germans as a whole had anything but a general hatred for Jews at that time lies with finding corresponding historical documents, Goldhagen writes, something the current record does not support.

What makes this so very important for us is that America is in great danger of incorporating fundamental axioms into our worldview that are completely divorced from reality. We have already incorporated into our way of viewing the world some of the most pernicious and evil perspectives that we may be rapidly becoming like the Germans of the early 20th Century. We kill our unborn children in the name of “choice,” we are dismantling the family under the banner of “freedom” and “diversity,” and we are waging wars overseas for brazen self-interest with the battle cry of “liberation.”

My question is, will historians of some later age attribute to us a baseline common sense only to find they were giving us to much credit? Or can we take a step back, refocus our culture on service, true liberty (with responsibilty) and sacrifice, thereby saving our culture from a complete break with grace?

Monday, May 24, 2004

So What's Your Story?

I'm standing next to the lemonade cooler (I know, the location lends itself to catastrophe). I start talking with a young woman who I had spoken briefly with that afternoon.

"So what's your story?" she asks.

Brilliant question, I think to myself. It cuts through so much... something I might have said if I didn't think it would have offended my interlocutor. What it really means:

"Hi. I'm interested in finding out more about you, but I'm really not interested in going through the regular game of 20 questions. So, here's your chance to encapsulate you in one or two sentences, which will allow us to get to interesting conversation more quickly."

Brilliant... except it isn't really. Not if you're not ready for a break from the norm (And she didn't impress me as one who was). If we were in a more intimate one-on-one setting (maybe a coffee shop or at dinner), I could have really gotten imaginative with my response, but the surroundings suggested I refrain from anything too avant-garde.

Instead, the question got me thinking immediately (probably to my detriment, I'm sure)--not about some witty thing to respond to her--but why the hell I was talking to her in the first place. It reminded me what this all seemed to be, and brought it into violent relief.

It reminded me how much it felt like a personal prositution.

"So what's your story?" (in this setting) = "Come on you! There's 50 other people in this room and you better interest me or I'm moving on! Tell your life's story in an intriguing soundbite or get out of my way!"

And yet that's what we always do. We give each other so little room to manoeuvre in our social dealings. We want gratifying conversation with total strangers. And we make immediate impressions about people based on spurious slices of imperfect information.

So I laughed, spat in her drink and walked away to talk with someone who was prettier, was better proportioned and had thinner legs. Actually I didn't. I talked with her and her friends for the next 10 minutes. But you can imagine what it would be like.

Thursday, May 20, 2004


Requested Photo -- The True Face of Democracy, a shot from the abortion rally a few weeks ago Posted by Hello

We Are Fighting Cowards--The Scum of the Earth

Those who we are fighting in Iraq have no honor. They have no courage. They are evil cowards hiding behind their own wives and children while taking advantage of the humanity of our troops to inflict greater casualties on them.

They hide in their mosques, knowing we will only attack them as a last resort. Meanwhile they use the mosques as caches for weapons.

When American forces capture a mosque, the insurgents waste no time attacking those same mosques with RPG's and mortar fire, attempting to destroy the very "holy shrines" they deemed sacrosanct when it had previously suited them (See NYTIMES).

They lie to the press, constantly skewing who started battles and skirmishes, calling our soldiers baby killers and murderors, while they continue to inflict greater and greater misery upon their own people.

Despite the terrible incidents at Abu Ghraib by a few non-representative fools, the American military still has the moral high ground in this conflict. Each act of terrorism and cowardly insurgency just reinforces the truth. We are there for liberating the people and bringing peace. The insurgents are only sowing misery and pain.

Monday, May 17, 2004

The Greatest Thing Since the Revival of Grove Cults

It has come to my attention this weekend that scientists have formulated a new way of judging beauty based upon a very ancient system.

In Homer's Iliad, the great temptress Helen was reputed to have possessed such beauty that she had "a face that launched a thousand ships." Each of these ships reportedly had 50 men. Thus, Helen had the power to control the lives of 50,000 men while only promising to sleep with one of them.

Dividing that into equal parts, scientists now have "milihelens." Each milihelen is an increment of beauty capable of launching a single ship of men to sail across the sea and die for her, despite a complete lack of promised sexual reciprocation.

After extensive research, the following stars have thus been rated:

Nicole Kidman: 30 milihelens
Catherine Zeta-Jones: 180 milihelens (or 1.8 centihelens)
Keira Knightly: 147 milihelens (risen from 116mh when she turned 18 last year)
Britney Spears: 6 milihelens
Diane Kruger: 142 milihelens (who played Helen in the most recent Troy)
Salma Hayek: 740 milihelens (highest recorded to date)

Researchers also found that Glen Close and Ellen Degeneres apparently had a negative milihelen score causing men to board ships and flee their presence. Research continues.

Friday, May 14, 2004

Another Hero in My Book

Friday, May 14, 2004
"A Massachusetts justice of the peace has resigned her position -- specifically to avoid presiding over gay marriages. Linda Gray Kelley says her personal beliefs prevent her from doing a job that might force her to sacrifice her integrity."

-- Taken directly from www.npr.org

Wednesday, May 12, 2004

The Fog of War

Lesson #1: Empathize with your enemy
Lesson #2: Rationality will not save us
Lesson #3: There's something beyond one's self
Lesson #4: Maximize efficiency
Lesson #5: Proportionality should be a guideline in war
Lesson #6: Get the data
Lesson #7: Belief and seeing are both often wrong
Lesson #8: Be prepared to reexamine your reasoning
Lesson #9: In order to do good, you may have to engage in evil
Lesson #10: Never say never
Lesson #11: You can't change human nature

-- Robert Strange McNamara, Former Secretary of Defense and self-professed war criminal.

Monday, May 10, 2004

It's like getting stuck at the hors d'oeuvre table all night

You never get to try the main course
And you end up going home with a stomach ache

Catastrophic System Failure?

I had to take my boss's Blackberry to the Nextel repair and service center because it read "Catastrophic System Failure" on the screen and refused to reset.

Now why on God's green earth would someone write that kind of vocabulary into the software? And why would Nextel allow the end user to execute a series of commands that would lead to such a situation? I swear.